Name Game Champion Mugs

"Will Kristen, Kirsten, and Kiersten please choose new names?"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

'It's my pseudonym.'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"I actually prefer Richard..."

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

'The boss came up and said, 'there are too many guys named Kevin around here' and so - I was fired!'

"Actually, I’m Peg. She’s Jackie."

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

"Seriously? You do not look like a William Arthur Huffington the Third to me! Methink this is a fake pedigree..."

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"We talk all the time."

"- And my name is Teresa...Mother Teresa!"

"Our boss has a hard time remembering names. You usually have to wear these for a year or two."

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

'...Oh and could you hit my brother with a thunderbolt for beating my highest score!'

Emile's Unbeaten Record at Musical Statues Still Stood.

With a name like Carmen Monoxide, her dream of working for the EPA would have to remain just that.