Gamer Champ Pillows

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

God playing with dolls.

The October 31 Committee

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog