Gamer Champ Pillows

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Mac OS 20

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"I virtually finished my homework."

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

God playing with dolls.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

The October 31 Committee

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"