Gamer Supreme Pillows

'This is fun, Dad -- I'm in a flame war with Vladimir Putin!'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Teenage Angst.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"I virtually finished my homework."

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"