Gamer Supreme Gifts

'This is fun, Dad -- I'm in a flame war with Vladimir Putin!'

Mac OS 20

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Teenage Angst.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''