Gamer Spirit Gifts

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Support Group for a Good Problem

Go team!

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

Strive to win!

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Men can show their emotions!

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

Team Leader

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Football supporters.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"