Internet Spirit Gifts

My post got six "yikes".

The Brothers Grime

'He's maturing early.'

Vaccine Spring

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

A voodoo doctor.

Teenage Shakespeare

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Dog Teenagers

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

For services to Tourism. . .

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

The Incredible Skulk

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

'Aahh yes, that's the spot!'

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

Whatever

Sleeping man uses his beard as a book mark.

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

God's Writers Block

"At what do you toil?"

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'