Scientific Spirit Gifts

'Your head weighs 26 pounds, same as your feet.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'The Torch Holder'.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Nervous Student

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

Obama in schools.

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'If the voice of Nature should say ‘Yo!', it behooveth the Yoee to listen up.'

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

Broken ankle.

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

"You're absolutely sure you want to go wireless?"

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

"Teaching gets easier the further you get from the class room."

Zombie scout issues

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

"That's my son."

"I'm taking me voucher and going to circus school."

Modern Eureka Moments

'Aahh yes, that's the spot!'

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"