Scientific Spirit Gifts

'Your head weighs 26 pounds, same as your feet.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'The Torch Holder'.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Nervous Student

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

'If the voice of Nature should say ‘Yo!', it behooveth the Yoee to listen up.'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

Obama in schools.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

Broken ankle.

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

"Teaching gets easier the further you get from the class room."

"You're absolutely sure you want to go wireless?"

You conservative dunce! You socialist ignoramus. Blue. Debate club. Red. Dittohead! Liberal fruitcake! Time's up! The winner of this school's tv talk show style debate is team red! Is that a cell phone? No. Decibel meter. Ungha! Ungha!! Ungh!!!

Zombie scout issues

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

Substitute Teacher of the Year Award.

H. J. Eysenck

'Aahh yes, that's the spot!'

Modern Eureka Moments

"I'm taking me voucher and going to circus school."

"That's my son."

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'