Science Spirit Gifts

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Nervous Student

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Obama in schools.

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'If the voice of Nature should say ‘Yo!', it behooveth the Yoee to listen up.'

Broken ankle.

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

"Teaching gets easier the further you get from the class room."

'It's spring - so jump about a bit!'

"That's my son."

Mermaid and music

'Aahh yes, that's the spot!'

"I'm taking me voucher and going to circus school."

'Be carfeul! This is a tough school. The debating team has a criminal defence attorney to do the talking for them.'

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

'...well Martha's just converting some alcohol to acetaldehyde and then to acetate, and then to CO2 and water but I can get her to call you later...'

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

First day of school.

'He was bused in from another district.'

"Prosecco-ho-ho?"

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

Challenges of old age

'That guy thinks like a fish.'