Internet Spirit T-Shirts

My post got six "yikes".

The Brothers Grime

'He's maturing early.'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Vaccine Spring

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

A voodoo doctor.

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Teenage Shakespeare

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Dog Teenagers

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

For services to Tourism. . .

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

'Aahh yes, that's the spot!'

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

God's Writers Block

"At what do you toil?"

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

Whatever

Sleeping man uses his beard as a book mark.

'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'