Animal Spirit Gifts

"Of course. Every pet you ever had is here. Just watch where you step."

Welcome to the Team

Elfie Stick

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

Elf of the Month

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Dog Teenagers

Gluten-free Santa

December Fest

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

'If the voice of Nature should say ‘Yo!', it behooveth the Yoee to listen up.'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

"Where does it say anything about an age limit?"

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

'Thanks for the onesie!'

An Ottawa Christmas

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

'Can you smell carrots?'

Xmas

Cow eats the hay from the manger of baby Jesus.