Spirit Animal Enthusiast Gifts

How's your animal? Do you mean my wolverine, or my inner animal?

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The hyenas started it."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Cat in a flap

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

The Trojan Beagle.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Ratminton

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"