Spirit Animal Enthusiasts Gifts

"People say I'm boring. My spirit animal is an accountant."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"An everything Martini, please."

Raised by Dogs

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

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The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

I'm sure it's fake.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Grrrr....'

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"They're out to get me... I keep getting phone calls that say 'spam risk'."

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

COVID tips from Wild Animals

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

The Angel's Share

Sportscasters on the Savannah

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'