Animal Team Spirit Gifts

Welcome to the Team

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

I like the Jets...I guess

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

Go team!

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

The trauma of losing.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Teamwork

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Jumping cheerleaders

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

American Football.

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

Strive to win!