Team Spirit Enthusiast Gifts

Team work in upholding the world

I wish I'd taken that teamwork seminar.

"Another meeting?"

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

It has been 103 innings since I last played.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

TEAM

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

'Obsessive-compulsives winning team'

'Does it hurt the team's chances of winning a championship when I move your leg like this?'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

Rugby scrum.

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'

Team Leader

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A good leader will share any success with all involved.

It's the taking part that matters, not the wining.

'Mooning courteously?'

'All for one and one for all.'

Dang. It looked right in the mirror.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Go Favre

'You replaced my photo with a photo of some football team, and you have the nerve to ask why I'm upset?!'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'It's great to watch teamwork in action.'

A typical Newcastle fan.

"During the team chant, I need you to underscore the bass."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Sports Bar. Do you even do any fantasy sports? Only when I'm making a bet on my favorite team.

News. Sports Steroid Scandal. I remember when "Team Chemistry" was a good thing.

"Hey! Come on! Why are you afraid of success?!"