Cycle Spirit Gifts

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Vaccine Spring

Things I love about Powell River...

Dairy Devil

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Notice in desert - Wrong Cartoon Ahead

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Born to be Wild

Bad Dog

Carolling

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

Carols

"The bloke buying you all the pints? That's Charlie, the local taxi driver..."

Trike lowrider

Old Aged Punks

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

'Grand Opera retirement home'

'I used to be married but now I just have a motorcycle.'

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

Big Society, the universal sticking plaster

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

Chemotherapy male warrior

Fish who dropped out of the school

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

'That reminds me--I wonder how ol' Bob is doing these days.'

"I'm making a sponge cake-can I sponge some eggs,some flour..."

Gentleman, we're talking one serious design fault here.

Old biker with a zimmer frame.