Cycle Sympathizer Gifts

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

Happy Office

Bicycle Pie Chart

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

'Be a friend.'

Sling

Sustainable transport

'Good old fashioned turkey shoot.'

Cycle Lane

Snail to Slug.

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Scary Slug Stories

Exercise Gym. Only the bike is stationary -- you have to actually move.

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

Man to complaints clerk: 'My dog just died and I think my wife's cheating on me.'

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

Sorry to hear about your accident.

"Look, honey! All your lost eye glasses have mysteriously migrated to this drawer, and now they're plotting their next escape."

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

Innocent Civilians

'Stop Fred, don't taunt this one: He's a guide dog...'