Cycle Savant Gifts

Gentleman, we're talking one serious design fault here.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

You had me at vintage.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

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Golf lessons

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Trawling for Fish.

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

US Energy Consumption

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

Happy Office

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Oil prices exceeding 105 dollars a barrel.

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

Canadian Jesus

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

"Me, I'm out for a run with the dog on the bike."

'Where the devil is all that solar heat we sored up last summer?'

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Cycling Race

Falls at work.

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba