Scooter Savant Gifts

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

The wonderful world of cheese.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

I did it my way.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Trawling for Fish.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Canadian Jesus

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

Large hi fi.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

"Blah blah blah. . ."

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

Welcome to Silicon Valley

'I believe you did opt for our budget, no frills, no luggage booking.'

Up periscope.

Colin should have known better than to smoke near the new foam sprinkler system.

OCD Industries

Satelite Navigation: "...And this one's great for locating your teenage children."

"Oh that's just my husband saving £150 on some 'satellite-instillation-that-any-old-idiot-could-install'..."

AGORAPHOBIC G.P.S.