Sat Nav Savant Gifts

Satelite Navigation: "...And this one's great for locating your teenage children."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"House red, sir?"

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'Backseat driver...'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Are we there yet!"

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

Large hi fi.

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

TV. "Seinfeld" was just the first --- Now there are a lot of shows about nothing.

I think we have a malfunction...

"During a period of global warming the phrase: 'the tip of the ice berg' takes on a new, real meaning."

Up periscope.

'I believe you did opt for our budget, no frills, no luggage booking.'

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'

"Oh that's just my husband saving £150 on some 'satellite-instillation-that-any-old-idiot-could-install'..."

"In two miles, psychologically prepare yourself to make a left across four lanes of incoming traffic."

"I was looking where I was going, I was watching the sat nav!"