Cycle Sympathizer Pillows

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Happy Office

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

Bicycle Pie Chart

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

'Be a friend.'

Sling

Sustainable transport

Snail to Slug.

Cycle Lane

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Scary Slug Stories

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

Man to complaints clerk: 'My dog just died and I think my wife's cheating on me.'

Sorry to hear about your accident.

"Look, honey! All your lost eye glasses have mysteriously migrated to this drawer, and now they're plotting their next escape."

Innocent Civilians

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

'Stop Fred, don't taunt this one: He's a guide dog...'

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'