Cycling Advocate Gifts

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Sustainable transport

Cycle Lane

"Democracy day, my liege"

Watch for cyclists

"I'm your rail replacement service replacement service."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Touring Cyclist

Cycling with a harp case

The star hunters

You had me at vintage.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

The trim reaper

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Bradley Wiggins

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Chris Froome

Green Trash

Baby in Bike Basket

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

"Scientists discovered a planet made entirely from our discarded plastic."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Green Bike

Bin Inspector

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

'Oh course!'