John Kerry bicycle accident
Bicycle Safety Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift for a bicycle safety advocate? Our collection features clever and heartfelt products that champion safer cycles, raise awareness, and inspire others to stay safe on the road. Whether they love riding, campaigning, or educating, find a gift that matches their passion.
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
Pool attached to child's bed.
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
Man using to much bug spray
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
Dog Crossing
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
"Did you bring any protection with you?"
'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'
Cricket Accidents.
"Getting the hang of it?"
'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'
"Careful."
Reasonableman
Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"
TV chef sets the TV on fire.
"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"
The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...
'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'
Knights Wing Mirrors.
Boozing and Cruising
Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty
Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.
'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'
'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'
"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"
"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"
"Here comes the super-visor."
"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"
Kangaroo: Baby on Board
The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!
'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'
'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'
Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.
Bicycle Safety Advocate Gifts Collection
Bicycle Safety Advocate Mugs
Discover our range of mugs celebrating bicycle safety advocates — perfect for morning coffee and spreading awareness.
Bicycle Safety Advocate Pillows
Explore pillows with witty safety messages that add comfort and consciousness to any space.
Bicycle Safety Advocate Prints
Find inspiring prints that celebrate cycling safety and advocacy—perfect for home or office walls.
Bicycle Safety Advocate T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts designed for bicycle safety advocates—wear your passion for safer streets with pride.