Bicycle Safety Advocate Prints

John Kerry bicycle accident

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Dog Crossing

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Cricket Accidents.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Careful."

Reasonableman

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Boozing and Cruising

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.