Bicycle Safety Advocate Pillows

John Kerry bicycle accident

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Dog Crossing

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Cricket Accidents.

"Careful."

Reasonableman

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Boozing and Cruising

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."