Bike Security Advocate Pillows

Bike chain

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Dog Crossing

Cricket Accidents.

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"On your left."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Boozing and Cruising

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"