Biking Protection Enthusiast Pillows

"Well when you leave your bike you take the saddle and front wheel"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"On your left."

Superman Going On Vacation.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Altar Ego

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

"It's called being preemptive."

"Fasten your seat belt."

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

Santa Harley

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

Bike Wash