Bike Protector Pillows

'My new security system vaporizes anyone who gets too close to my bike. I'm going to miss Jim.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Bike Rides

Touring Cyclist

Cat and Dog Bike

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Baby in Bike Basket

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Vaccine shortage in Europe

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Cyclist

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

Flower power.

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

Tred carefully mill.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Sore Loser

'Is your house baby-proofed?'

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

Protecting the goal.

"Sorry, but until I update the antivirus software, I want to be sure you don't click on any attachments again."

'Get away from me! I don't want ay more kids!'

"Please--if my wife still loved me, would she have let me buy this motorcycle?"

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

Uni-cycle for sale.

The Ageing Process

'Poop!'