Bike Protector Mugs

'My new security system vaporizes anyone who gets too close to my bike. I'm going to miss Jim.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Bike Rides

Touring Cyclist

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Cat and Dog Bike

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

Baby in Bike Basket

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Vaccine shortage in Europe

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

Cyclist

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

Flower power.

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'Is your house baby-proofed?'

Sore Loser

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

Tred carefully mill.

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

"Hey mister, your dogs have been chasing the neighborhood kids on bikes."

'Get away from me! I don't want ay more kids!'

"Sorry, but until I update the antivirus software, I want to be sure you don't click on any attachments again."

Protecting the goal.

"Please--if my wife still loved me, would she have let me buy this motorcycle?"

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

Tandem with TV on the back.

Uni-cycle for sale.