Safety Protector Mugs

"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Cricket Accidents.

Japanese Whaling

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

The proper way to wear your mask

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"My wife is constantly invading my personal space. I think she gets it from her family."

Vaccine shortage in Europe

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

"Don't invade his space."

"I worry what kind of cat food we're going got make."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

"You were right. It's a mess."

Tred carefully mill.

'Is your house baby-proofed?'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

One last question before i take the job.

For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.

'Better check out what Dr. Figowitz is working on these days.'

'That's far enough for this year.'

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

Pay Now . . . or Pay Later.

Man in Gents toilet being watched by CCTV

'Is the new chip really that fast, or do you just like wearing all the safety gear?'

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Plastic Pollution

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

Gummy Bears

Attacking COVID