Safety Protector Gifts

"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Cricket Accidents.

Japanese Whaling

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

The proper way to wear your mask

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

Vaccine shortage in Europe

"Don't invade his space."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"I worry what kind of cat food we're going got make."

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'Is your house baby-proofed?'

Tred carefully mill.

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

"You were right. It's a mess."

One last question before i take the job.

'Better check out what Dr. Figowitz is working on these days.'

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.

'That's far enough for this year.'

Pay Now . . . or Pay Later.

Man in Gents toilet being watched by CCTV

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

"I can't relax. It feels like I'm being watched."

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

A skateboarder falling on his head

'Is the new chip really that fast, or do you just like wearing all the safety gear?'

Plastic Pollution