Outdoors Protector Gifts

"Now that's abominable...!"

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Trump leaving

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Smokey The Tree"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

"I brought cocoa."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Igloo for birds.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"That's an everblue."

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'