"I wish they'd stop calling it a swamp. It's protected wetlands."
Wetland Protector Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a wetland protector? Explore our creative range of products that honor their dedication to preserving wetlands and wildlife. Perfect for nature lovers who champion conservation efforts, each item adds a touch of humor and heart to their passion.
The Environmentalist
'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."
"I love you too, big guy."
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'
Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish
Trump leaving
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.
"Smokey The Tree"
Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...
"Global warming is a great icebreaker."
The Golfing Accident
"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."
Evolution.
'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'
The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing
"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."
"I brought cocoa."
Please buzz off. That's my flower!
The melting polar ice caps
The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.
Global Warming Coming Soon!
Igloo for birds.
What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!
A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
"It's trickle down."
"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban
"Would it kill you to compost?"
'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'
Wetland Protector Gifts Collection
Wetland Protector Mugs
Explore our range of gifts for wetland protectors—start with our playful and inspiring mugs designed to celebrate their dedication to conservation.
Wetland Protector Pillows
Discover cozy, nature-inspired pillows that bring eco-conscious charm into any home or office space for wetlands supporters.
Wetland Protector Prints
Brighten their environment with artistic prints showcasing wetland beauty—perfect for nature lovers and conservation champions.
Wetland Protector T-Shirts
Find the perfect tee for wetland advocates—our customized, witty t-shirts let them wear their environmental passion proudly.