Whale Protector Gifts

Destroy the White Whale.

Caution Slippery Floor.

Ja-pan

"I'm off to save the whales."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Environmentalist

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

The Golfing Accident

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

The melting polar ice caps

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Japanese Whaling

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Igloo for birds.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'