Aquatic Animal Protector Gifts

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"We’re a lending aquarium."

The Golfing Accident

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

The melting polar ice caps

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Japanese Whaling

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'