Aquatic Guardian Gifts

"The fish was from the wild and apparently something was wrong with the water. . . you should have added microplastics, some waste oil and industrial effluent."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Fish want out of polluted river.

'So what have you been up to?'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"This place could use a moat!"

Earth Day Summit.

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"We wish we could drink the water."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

"No not the puppy please"

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.