Water Guardian Gifts

Save the river.

Fish want out of polluted river.

Will work for clean water.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Plastic Pollution

A lone tree is protected in a barren landscape.

Radioactive Fish

"We wish we could drink the water."

Check your boat: 'Weemollususwhoppingfine.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Minnesota ground water

Todays Sewage Tables

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Monkey-artist

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Solar Frankenstein

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"It's trickle down."

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Earth Day Summit.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"