River Guardian Gifts

Fisherman catching rubbish.

"Hi, I'm your new neighbour. I work as a maintenance engineer on the Thames Flood Barrier."

Thames Water

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

It has come to my attention that the Salmon River in Idaho is relatively unpolluted. How did we let this happen?

Private Water Companies

"Smokey The Tree"

Monkey-artist

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Rain Forest

Beware of the Lawn

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Earth Day Summit.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'No cheating'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'