Gold Guardian Gifts

Goldbunker

The Jeopardy of Progress

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Just Stop Boil

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Evolution.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

There is No Planet C

Earth stove

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Climate Change

Toys and environmental pollution

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"AI"

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Tree Funeral

"We're standing in forever chemicals."