Gull Guardian Gifts

Seagulls

City Zoo: Day Care

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'So what have you been up to?'

Guide fish.

Save our Planet.

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"This place could use a moat!"

Dentist Training School.

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Bleak House

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

'Well, don't look at me!'

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

"This looks like a good planet for fly-tipping."

Cat buying fish from gumball machine.

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'