Gull Guardian Gifts

Seagulls

City Zoo: Day Care

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'So what have you been up to?'

Guide fish.

Save our Planet.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"This place could use a moat!"

Dentist Training School.

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Bleak House

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

Getting to Know You

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

'Well, don't look at me!'

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Cat buying fish from gumball machine.

"This looks like a good planet for fly-tipping."