Gill Guardian Enthusiast Gifts

Guide fish.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I don't do windows."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'So what have you been up to?'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"This place could use a moat!"

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

Your angel is always with you

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"Good dog!"

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

'Sheep-dogs give me the creeps: I can't tell if they're watching me or not...'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

Cat buying fish from gumball machine.

"It's just typical of you Norman - No ambition!"

'Why if it isn't...er...er...don't tell me...er...it'll come to me...erm.'

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.