Gill-suited Guru Gifts

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

"How can you be out of wings?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Edgar Allen Poe

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Come and get it!"

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Guide fish.

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Punkins

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

Funky Chef 2

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

Edgar Allan Poe