Gill Guru Gifts

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"How can you be out of wings?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'But what is the universe for?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Come and get it!"

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Guide fish.

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

100k Desert Crawl

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Funky Chef 2

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'