Glove Guru Gifts

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

'Your hands-off approach isn't working.'

"No hitting below the belt - that's been the secret to his success."

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"Come on, you can beat this guy. If he was any good, he wouldn't be fighting you!"

Deregulated Baseball

Boxing

'He has a great left hook,'

Small boxer with big gloves, big boxer with small gloves.

'Now that I've got him coming to me, how do I make him go away?'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Oh, buy the lot <tsk!>, you never know when they might come in handy!'

"Attitude-and what attitude would that be, Modom?"

"Good. Now punch in your password."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"You're solemates!"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

Words of Love

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

The Love Psychologists

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

JET (Part I)