Glove-wearing Guru Gifts

'The bell rang, we both moved to the centre of the ring, he held out his hand and said 'Welcome to the pro ranks, kid.' ...and that's all I remember.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

JET (Part I)

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Complete Makeover

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Deregulated Baseball

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Oscars

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'They're encyclopedias, Timmy... They're an early form of Google.'

Cleaning the Horse

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Morena Baccarin

Boxing

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'I hope you came with a receipt.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

Honey badger do care.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'