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'The bell rang, we both moved to the centre of the ring, he held out his hand and said 'Welcome to the pro ranks, kid.' ...and that's all I remember.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

JET (Part I)

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Complete Makeover

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Deregulated Baseball

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Oscars

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'They're encyclopedias, Timmy... They're an early form of Google.'

Cleaning the Horse

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Morena Baccarin

Boxing

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'I hope you came with a receipt.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

Honey badger do care.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'