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A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

'I should have won that last fight.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

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George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

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Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

Do you like my bling?

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

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"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

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'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'