Grip Guru Gifts

'I hate to keep complaining, but my finger grip on this ball still doesn't seem right.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"I need to tinkle."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Homo Gamus

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Whack-a-molecule

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Careful! He knows computers."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"Come and get it!"

Getting through the week.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Prawn Amend

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'