Grill Guru Gifts

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"I know you love to bar-b-que, honey....but you just can't barbeque spaghetti!"

"I said you should get a hobby like bird watching."

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

Barbeque Silhouette Identifier.

'What would happen if we hired two private detectives to follow each other?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

'Mum...Dad's managed to barbecue his face again.'

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

'I'm sorry... The President has declined your request for mercy, Mr Fekelson...'

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

Inspired by the success of the George Foreman Grill, Mike Tyson comes out with his own version.

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Cow Gag Gifts

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'We're planning an organic barbecue- what have you got that goes with road-kill?'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Celebrating 'Earth Day' in Arandia X-7. A theory about why they keep abducting cows.

'My Dad's got a black belt for cooking!'

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

'I was able to program the VCR, so now dad wants me to assemble his new barbecue.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Come and get it!"

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'Well? - Shall we do a little investing?'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill