Garden Grill Guru Gifts

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Barbeque Casualty.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Dog in Daisys

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'Oh Hi!'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?