Garden Grill Guru Mugs

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Allotment

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Dog in Daisys

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Oh Hi!'

Barbeque Casualty.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

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